It’s been a while since I really posted (other than my successful dance invitation to Shadow – woohoo!). I’ve been pretty busy receiving awards and all.
My Mamma keeps trying to pull my head back out of the clouds but my friend Madi correctly pointed out that mini pigs do indeed fly so I’ve just been enjoying the view up here. Now that the awards season is slowing down, I’ll come back down for some snuggles. It has been getting cold all alone up there.
My Mamma yelled at me yesterday, as loud as she could manage, which I’m sorry to report has nothing on my squeal. I snorted at her the whole time, snorts of laughter, mind you. I’m not trying to bait her, but she is pretty funny when she is repeatedly yelling “bad Coccolino mini pig.” Me, bad?
Oh, why did she yell? I pooped in the living room again. Six days in a row as of yesterday, I’m proud to admit. Since I’ve been pretty good on my potty training lately, Mamma has let me have free reign of the house for limited periods.
I’ve found that if I take a poop break in the living room on my way up to the first garbage can in the Girl’s room (where I find lots of yummy remnants), I usually get away with it since Mamma is busy feeding lunch to the kids. It’s always right around noon when I go and Mamma remembers too late to come fetch me from all the way upstairs. I hide the poop in a tight spot behind the couch but the smell must catch her attention on her way to rescue me and that sets off her “bad Coccolino mini pig” rant.
Hey, I could have peed, right? That would have been much harder to clean up as Mamma knows from my peeing streak in the playroom up until recently.
I know some of you were wondering what my pig poop looks like and I’d love to share a photo but I know my Mamma would say that’s “distasteful” so I’ll just explain it. My poop consists of a bunch of pellets, each as small as a dime, round and perfectly hard. It’s so easy to clean up, I’m not sure why she’s complaining. Maybe I’ll slip in a picture one day while she’s busy feeding the kids lunch, hehe.
I really hope my free reign doesn’t end but you bet I’m going to try for seven days in a row. I’ve become fond of my pooping spot.
~ Coccolino the mini pig